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It’s Ok, Guys: The Centers For Disease Control Has Officially Denied The...
Hey, remember back in early 2011 when a bunch of birds died and the news media began to seriously have segments questioning whether the apocalypse had begun? Yeah, that was absolutely ridiculous. Well,...
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CNN Investigates ‘Bath Salts’— The Drug Behind The Impending Zombie Apocalypse
By now, you surely know about the impending zombie apocalypse — signaled by an incident in Miami, in which a man apparently chewed off another man’s face. Police believe the man was high on “bath...
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Government Preparing For Zombie Apocalypse? Taxpayers Shell Out For...
ABC News broadcast a revealing report on Thursday about the accelerating pace of the Department of Homeland Security’s wasteful spending binges. ABC obtained footage of a training camp which DHS funded...
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Local Station Breaks Into Programming With Emergency Zombie Apocalypse Alert
A terrifying emergency broadcast shocked local Montana residents on Monday when KRTV’s midday programming was interrupted by a report of “dead bodies” “rising from their graves” in several counties....
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This Happened: Canadian Parliament Spent Time ‘Debating’ Preparedness For...
So… this happened. On Wednesday, members of Canadian Parliament “debated” the country’s preparedness for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. As a showy way of mocking the Canadian province Quebec’s...
View ArticleWATCH: Girl in After-Dentist Haze Pranked into Thinking There’s a Zombie...
Do you love pranks? Do you love zombies? Great! We here at Mediaite appreciate both of those things as well, and a new video going around might be the best of both worlds. Cabot and Barrett Phillips...
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